I'm the Doctor. Well, they call me the Doctor. I don't know why. I call me the Doctor too. I still don't know why.
Saving the world with meals on wheels. Aw, you're all Mr. Grumpy Face today. You've swallowed a planet! Saving the world with meals on wheels. It's a fez. I wear a fez now. Fezes are cool.
It's art! A statement on modern society: Oh Ain't Modern Society Awful? I don't know why.
Father Christmas. Santa Claus. Or as I've always known him: Jeff. It's art!
No, I'll fix it. I'm good at fixing rot. Call me the Rotmeister. No, I'm the Doctor. Don't call me the Rotmeister. Hey, the good things don't always soften the bad things; but vice-versa the bad things don't necessarily spoil the good things and make them unimportant.